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truebjdconfessions:

So the last meet up at socal had pristine. I literally wanted to vomit in my mouth at the thought of her being there. Once I met her though, she isn’t as much an asshole as she is online, she seems pretty nice actually ! She was kinda sweaty & trying way too hard to be friends with everyone so I guess that could come off as annoying, so its definitely not the “big words” or being blunt that is keeping people away from her. She’s the total opposite irl and I wish she was like that online too.

~Anonymous

I don’t know what meet you were at but I wasn’t “sweaty” at all. And I’m sorry that you literally can’t handle people being nice to their long-time friends around you.It’s not “trying too hard” when you’re actually catching up and having a good time with people you haven’t seen in a while. 


I didn’t know what the “big words” thing was about either but that’s what I was told by the person. Being “too nice” was also her complaint.

So I am literally being hated on for being too nice, still! That is your literal complaint about me!

I’m 90% sure you weren’t actually there though. You should have to prove it. ;)

thecatantichristishere:

rabbitrecycle:

donaldkaneda:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

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ok here goes

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NO

Okay, there’s no way that works.

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Let me try this out.

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I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

imageGuss i’ll give it a shot

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ABORT ABORT

yeah right, like that really happens

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hmmm….

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maybe I should try-

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HOLY SHIT

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WHAT THE FU 

(Source: abosl)

brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

Or “NO I DIDNT PROVE IT” (after providing proof, they whine about how having one screencap of their behavior from within 24 hrs means I was ‘stalking them for weeks’)…

truebjdconfessions:

People, PN has dolls, i found them via google and she had at least 1 for sell on her facebook page. So we can drop the whole PN doesn’t have dolls. She doesn’t share them because in reality they’re mediocre to ugly and she has just enough sense to realize that.

~Anonymous

Na, actually I don’t share them because it proves how much fail you anons are that you can’t find them. You guys like to pretend you’re “super sleuths” and screencap everything but you can’t even find my dolls? Dude I even post my dolls on tumblr, 100% public. Are you really this fail that it took you THIS long to find ONE, and it was only my for-sale page?

http://truebjdconfessions.tumblr.com/post/96054296529/why-do-i-feel-like-pristine-is-only-making

truebjdconfessions:

Why do I feel like Pristine is only making confessions about herself on here to keep her name in the up and up. I mean why else would everyone keep saying to drop it and then boom we get like another 50 confessions all about her? It’s pretty obvious that she really wants attention no matter what…

Nope, I don’t make confessions about myself because I think people who are so stupid and weak they have to make anon hate are the scum of the earth….

If I’m in it for attention then stop adding to it by confessing about me, moron.

bbyph4t:

spidermashton:

tardis-mind-palace:

clockwork-foxes:

tumbllrisdumb:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I can take my shirt both ways easily, but I usually take it off like….

is this like the genderfluid or agender or something-gender way?

so the girl way

oookay then.

How about the boy way….

WWHAT AM I

Okay, I usually grab from the front of the collar not the back but for the purposes of science…

just grab and pull. Seriously.
Now the cross-arms way.

SHIT SHIT ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

THIS IS THE BEST POST IVE SEEN IN MY GODDAMN LIFE

lmfaoo This is entertainment

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